Your wife is so angry that she's yelling at you in another language. That's what the fans were like when they heard that news, too. QUI A COUPE LE FROMAAAAGE!
Or in this case, "¿Quién cortó el queso?"
No corto el queso, me gusta queso mucho. ?Esta libro, tu escribes, Paul?
Paul, you did an amazing job keeping a straight face. I laughed. :D