tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post238379909870899233..comments2023-06-15T04:09:20.105-07:00Comments on Paul Rugg's Froynlaven: I WAS IN THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADEPaul Rugghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07365534087752086882noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-83792068413854539142009-03-09T18:35:00.000-07:002009-03-09T18:35:00.000-07:00Yes, but does IFO hate you for even watching it? ...Yes, but does IFO hate you for even watching it? I get that feeling from "Red Zone Cuba" or "Hobgoblins". IFO sounds like it's right up there with "Monster A-Go Go" or "Doomsday Machine"... or maybe even "Manos: The Hands Of Fate".<BR/><BR/>Maybe you could convince Cinematic Titanic to put it out of its misery. They seem to favor low budget 70s sci-fi films lately.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I hear that the Norwegian curling team this year is really going to kill this year at the World Championships in International Falls, MN. Their sweepers are very skilled.Wilford B. Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14143453683132377416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-41814824977883849682009-03-09T14:31:00.000-07:002009-03-09T14:31:00.000-07:00No, Valerie, I have not seen I.F.O. Like Mr Firefl...No, Valerie, I have not seen I.F.O. Like Mr Firefly, I have seen only a brief clip of Paul up against a wall doing some Gilbert & Sullivan parody lines ("I am the very model of a modern (something) physicist") which seemed a bit clever (must have been him ad libbing instead of the real script stuff), and some other lines after his brain had been zapped or something -- "Yes, yes, this we have proven". It was silly and definitely B-movie stuff, more like what you'd see in a fan movie... but I've seen better fan movies.<BR/><BR/>And the clip had Swedish subtitles.<BR/><BR/>I hear that the curling scene wasn't bad, but unfortunately it didn't make the final cut.<BR/><BR/>As for The Country Bears, I recall when it was being made that Peter told me Paul had begun to assist in writing or editing or somesuch. Paul could confirm or deny this. It's a pleasant enough Disney family movie -- an Oscar winner compared to I.F.O. "That thar's a SIGN." It had its moments. I have nothing against it.Keeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14927854184107004121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-78995283675393535452009-03-07T18:02:00.000-08:002009-03-07T18:02:00.000-08:00Push-brooms and ice skating rinks were absolutely ...Push-brooms and ice skating rinks were absolutely made for each other, but sadly neither realized this until the advent of the heavy round thing.<BR/><BR/>Like the sharing of communal love with a beloved pet indirectly brings a family closer to one another, the heavy round thing has totally sealed the deal for housewares and cold floors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-54741382199315501262009-03-06T18:10:00.001-08:002009-03-06T18:10:00.001-08:00[Insert something about Curling here].[Insert something about Curling here].takinekohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415361421476313508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-32837269672368209722009-03-06T18:10:00.000-08:002009-03-06T18:10:00.000-08:00I just searched Ebay for I.F.O. [apparently that's...I just searched Ebay for I.F.O. [apparently that's where you got your photo of it]. Why is it 50 dollars!? Is it just the rarity of it? I was hoping to run across several of them for a penny or something. Darn...takinekohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415361421476313508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-33268988200995315982009-03-06T13:47:00.000-08:002009-03-06T13:47:00.000-08:00Paul, have the commentating senseis taught you not...Paul, have the commentating senseis taught you nothing?<BR/><BR/>When someone asks you, what's the worst movie ever made, the correct response is: any sports movie that didn't have anything to do with curling.<BR/><BR/>In alphabetical order: Breaking Away, Hoosiers, The Mighty Ducks, Rocky, Rudy... the list goes on and on. How remiss Hollywood has been, indeed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-66691048824843398152009-03-06T13:43:00.000-08:002009-03-06T13:43:00.000-08:00I thought you were going to say "The Country Bears...I thought you were going to say "The Country Bears"<BR/><BR/>No offense to you or Peter Hastings, of course. had you guys written it, I'm sure it would've been awesome.Mattieshoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07384858218918956317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-61412767457088760582009-03-06T13:13:00.000-08:002009-03-06T13:13:00.000-08:00Rob,Please. For my sake. Add something about curli...Rob,<BR/><BR/>Please. For my sake. Add something about curling to your post. Please. This man, this Hans, seems to be a genuine curling person and I need him to see that we're all about curling here. Rob, please. Please write something about curling. How about, "Hey, Paul. Yes, that sounds like one bad movie. By the way, did you see the match/game last night?" Just like what Takineko did. <BR/><BR/>Rob...please.<BR/><BR/>PaulPaul Rugghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07365534087752086882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-21302379196119376482009-03-06T13:10:00.000-08:002009-03-06T13:10:00.000-08:00Hans. Hans.Forgive me. I just thought, perhaps, yo...Hans. Hans.<BR/><BR/>Forgive me. I just thought, perhaps, you know, people were growing weary of my passion for curling. And well, you know, I would just...just take a day and write something else. You know. But, Hans. Dear Hans. Gentle Hans. Know that I am as committed to curling as any man can be. I am, at this very moment, learning what the brooms and mop thingies are for. I am! I do like curling. I do!<BR/><BR/>Please, Hans. Dear Hans. Monday I shall write such a post on curling that it will make you so happy. Please Hans. <BR/><BR/>Hans. Please. Don't leave. Please.<BR/><BR/>PaulPaul Rugghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07365534087752086882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-21889701954283716912009-03-06T13:07:00.000-08:002009-03-06T13:07:00.000-08:00I remember seeing a tiny clip or two of this on a ...I remember seeing a tiny clip or two of this on a Freakazoid fansite way back when, and thinking it looked charming. Perhaps if I can get a copy and divide it into scratchy 20-second-long clips it will be digestable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-64212376354327262512009-03-06T12:49:00.000-08:002009-03-06T12:49:00.000-08:00No mention of curling? I am appalled and ashamed. ...No mention of curling? I am appalled and ashamed. I shall think twice of supporting you if you are to pen such trifling stories as this. A fine color commentator, indeed! You, sir, sicken me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542123905382149046.post-22519562551800332712009-03-06T12:48:00.000-08:002009-03-06T12:48:00.000-08:00Actually, I think Keeper has seen it. I tried to f...Actually, I think Keeper has seen it. I tried to find it once but failed. Someone must be systematically tracking down copies of it and destroying them... Paul, I'm looking in your direction.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you'll get lucky and RiffTrax will spoof it, and make it somehow funny. They're magical like that.<BR/><BR/>Also, I've noticed dog anal leakage showing up more and more in your posts. I think you have a problem. Please see your vet immediately.<BR/><BR/>Did you catch Angus Moot's match/game last night? He has a "stone-cold" passion for the sport!takinekohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415361421476313508noreply@blogger.com