Hi, this is Chester. Please watch the following video as many times as possible. They are getting angry with me that not enough of you are watching what I've done. So, here's something you are bound to pass along and get viral.
Thanks. Chester A. Phelph.
Hi. It's me, Paul. I don't have a lot of time. I was able to break into the Shmenz corporate headquarters and sneak into their computer room. That's where I'm typing this. I gotta do this fast because the security guard keeps walking by. I gotta do this fast. I know I already typed that and wasted valuable time but I want to know how much pressure I'm under in case I misspell something. So, I gotta do this fast.
ReplyDeletePlease don't think I approve of what Chester has done to my blog. He's ruined it with his horrible Legolas crap. I'm so ashamed. I'm trying my best to get back control of my blog. Please don't think what Chester has done is representative of what Im trying to do with Froynlaven. I hate Legolas. I don't like kitties...and the above wolf man thing is the worst thing I've...hold on...the guard is walking by again. He sees me. He sees me! He's coming after me! He's portly and I could probably get away if I stop typing. Wait...he's almost here. He's grabbing me! I could probably push him away because he's very frail. But I'm typing. He's pointing a stick at me! He's about to hit me over the head! I should just run, but I need you to........
Need you to what?? Pick up your dry cleaning? Water your ficus? Teach sardines to dance?? What do you need?? The suspense is killing me!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe needs us to buy a trampoline for his polar bear, obviously.
ReplyDeleteI laughed pretty hard.
ReplyDeleteI'm amazed that as you were knocked unconscious you still managed to add the periods and hit the Post button.
ReplyDeleteJosh,
ReplyDeleteI went to Catholic School. They are pretty serious about punctuation.
This is better than Bob's Burgers
ReplyDeleteHaha, this is so hilarious. I'll be quoting this for a long time. Maybe Chester can make some more when you guys clear your names since you'll probably be best buds by then.
ReplyDeleteIt's hilarious, I tell ya! And very quotable. Look at the sceneryyy. What is over here? What is over here? What is over here? Enjoying mythelf.
ReplyDeleteNot here, there! Oh, weeell...
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