Monday, July 20, 2009

Does Anyone Know Paco De Portillo?

Because I need to reach him about the 500 million dollars he was supposed to ship to me from Bolivia. I don't want to go into the whole back story now. You can read that here.

It's been quite a fews days now and I haven't heard anything from Paco who was going ship me the money and needed my credit card so that I could pay for the shipping. It's all in coins.

I checked this morning and my card has been charged 25,000 dollars. However, the charge isn't from Bolivia. It's from Xinxong provice in China. I tried to call China this morning, but they weren't very helpful. Plus they only spoke Chinese.

It's curious. Why would the Chinese be involved in a shipment of 500 millions dollars worth of Bolivian coins? And where's Paco De Portillo?

I have no reason to believe there's anything wrong at this point and I'm not worried about the cost. 25,000 dollars is nothing compared to 500 million. Still, this seems a little unprofessional to me. Like something they'd do in Norway.

If anyone knows the whereabouts of Paco De Portillo, please pass along the information to me. I'd gladly cut you in on some of the money.




  1. I think I saw that guy on the bus this morning.
    He owes me ten bucks.

  2. Well, I just think that Bolivians don't have experience in this sort of thing. 'cause, y'know, the two dozen $25 million accounts I'm supposed to get are all coming from Nigeria. They know how to do this sort of thing... so it seems...

  3. I just saw Paco at the chiropractor's. He paid for everyone's adjustments with his credit card numbers. I thank Paco and, indirectly, I thank you. My neck feels great! I'm heaidng over to acupuncturist right now...hope Paco's there!

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    1757899 Ningbo Street
    Shaoxing, Zhejiang
    CHINA, 60609