So. I'll blog tomorrow and tell you what happened. Right now I gotta keep my wits about me. A few minutes ago some man (I THINK HE'S A GANG MEMBER) looked at me in an aggressive manner. Luckily, the guard gave me a small pamphlet when I got locked up. It's called, "How To Talk In Jail." So when this guy (THE ONE I THINK IS A GANG MEMBER) looked at me in an aggressive manner, I read what to do in my pamphlet. I then looked at the guy (THE GANG MEMBER I TOLD YOU ABOUT) and said, "Yo! You doggin me? Whoever dog me go down in dog town with with his heini wrapped behind his ass!"
Anyway. It worked. He just gave me his extra piece of hard tack and said he wanted to be my friend. So there.